Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One!  — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me...... .

Why did the chicken cross the road?

JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

Q: Why did the calf cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.