Jokes

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde, too.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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