Jokes

Two students talk:
- What are you reading?
- Quantum physics theory book.
- but why are you reading it upside-down?
- It makes no difference anyway.

During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke:
- Johnny, don't swallow me.
He replies:
- Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork.

The teacher asks the children:
- Every who thinks he is stupid, please stand up.
After a while Peter stands up and the teacher asks:
- Peter why you stood up?
- Well you know, teacher, for me became deeply ashamed, when you're standing itself alone...

- Have you heard that teachers went on hunger strike.
  - And what are they requesting for?
  - For food.

Student tells the doctor:
- Doctor, please help, I'm poisoning!
- How did it happen?
- We drank vodka at first, then wine, some beer, then I got poisoning from Biscuit...

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Student: I'd climb a tree.
Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?
Student: I will jump in the lake and swim.
Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Student: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?

Teacher: if you had one dollar and asked your father for one more dollar, how much would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your maths.
Student: You don't know my dad!

In school. Teacher:
- Johnny, why are you late again?
- But you have said that it's never too late to learn..

- Have you heard that teachers went on hunger strike.
  - And what are they requesting for?
  - For food.

Student tells the doctor:
- Doctor, please help, I'm poisoning!
- How did it happen?
- We drank vodka at first, then wine, some beer, then I got poisoning from Biscuit...